Ladies and gentlemen, the Owlbear song.
Geek cred to the first commenter explaining my cryptic title and the problem in Marcotte's song to which it alludes.
Marcotte's D&D works are up on Spotify (and here and here). Listen to them during your next campaign.
HT: my search on Spotify for the word "Owlbear". This is the only song that came up. If you need to ask why I'd have searched Spotify for Owlbears, you've not been reading me long enough.